Hi, mbumby, this is Fran from the Muscular Dystrophy Association. I'm calling you, mbumby, because we've just got a warrant for your arrest. You're going to jail for Jerry's kids -- isn't that great?
Um. No. In the course of the next week or two, I'll probably think of some retorts I could have used, but barring anything intelligent to say I just hung up on her. Now I fume.