Got a moderately well put together spam today from "PayPal" (sent to a mailing list I'm on), maybe designed by a fairly bright 5th grader. But it contained the following sentence that made me giggle:
If you choose to ignore our request, you leave us no choise but to temporaly suspend your account.
Granted, they spelled it wrong, but as an SF fan, I'm intrigued by the notion of temporal suspension.
(Yes, I caught the other typo too.)